Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband & Wife – Jokes

 Husband: You know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did , I still got mine with me!

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Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

 

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